Dear National Ministry of Beverages,
I recently came across something that has left me both amazed and deeply confused—a can of Coca-Cola with North Korean writing on it. Now, I must ask: Have we started collaborating with the enemy? Is this a bold new strategy to show the world our economic strength, or did someone just get a little too creative in the beverage department?
I always believed we were self-sufficient, but seeing this can has made me question everything. Does this mean there’s a secret soda diplomacy happening that we common citizens don’t know about? Or has someone in the ministry developed a taste for capitalist fizz?
I would love an official response, purely for my peace of mind (and to know whether I should stock up before they disappear mysteriously). Looking forward to your answer!
Sincerely,
A very thirsty and very curious citizen