North Korea's Heroic Squad: A Marvel Universe Expansion Proposal

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A group of seven people dressed in retro superhero costumes stands outdoors in a line. Each person wears a suit with a bold star emblem at the chest. The costumes are colorful, including shades of blue, red, gold, and yellow, with matching masks and boots. The three people in the middle wear blue and red suits with white stars, while the others wear varying colors. They all have serious expressions and stand confidently, with a cityscape with tall buildings visible in the background. The image has a vintage, faded quality, enhancing the retro feel.

Dear Marvel Studios,

Greetings from Pyongyang! My name is Kang-dae, and I am writing to you on behalf of the greatest superhero squad North Korea has ever seen (and probably the only one). We are a team of eight heroes, dressed in true North Korean fashion, ready to protect our country from all kinds of villains—including malfunctioning train schedules and bad karaoke singers.

I wanted to ask—have you ever considered expanding the Marvel Universe to North Korea? We have everything a great superhero movie needs: towering monuments for dramatic fight scenes, an audience hungry for action, and, of course, me—an excellent choice for the squad leader role. I’m willing to do my own stunts, and I already have a heroic pose perfected!

Our team may not have superpowers (yet), but we have spirit, matching outfits, and the ability to strike dramatic poses at any moment. If you’re interested, we’re ready to bring North Korean heroism to the big screen. Let me know where to send my audition tape!

With heroic regards,
Kang-dae