North Korean Figure Skating Team Seeks Winter Olympics Spot

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A group of ten ice skaters, dressed in vibrant, flowing dresses and matching boots, are performing on an outdoor ice rink. They are arranged in a line, holding onto each other as they pose with one leg lifted, creating an elegant and synchronized display. The dresses are in shades of red, orange, and yellow, with intricate lace detailing. Each skater wears a large red flower in their hair. In the background, a large, imposing statue stands atop a multi-tiered pedestal, surrounded by snow and a wintry landscape. The sky is overcast, adding to the serene, snowy atmosphere. The image has a vintage look, with slightly faded colors and aged edges.

Dear National Olympic Committee of North Korea,

Greetings from Pyongyang! My name is Soo-jin, and I have the honor of writing on behalf of our amazing North Korean Figure Skating Team. Attached is a photo of us in front of one of Pyongyang’s most magnificent monuments—don’t we look like a group ready to conquer the ice (and maybe have a little too much fun while doing it)?

We are officially applying for the chance to represent our country at the next Winter Olympic Games. Our team may be small, but what we lack in numbers, we make up for in spirit, determination, and impeccable taste in synchronized skating outfits. We’ve been working tirelessly to perfect our routines, and we promise to bring grace, grit, and a little bit of Pyongyang flair to the global stage.

We understand that competition will be tough, but we’re ready to give it our all—triple axels, creative spins, and maybe a few moments where we manage not to fall on our faces (it’s a work in progress). Plus, who can resist the charm of a team that knows how to laugh together as much as we skate together?

Thank you for considering our application. We hope to make you proud and show the world the talent that North Korea has to offer.

With warm regards and blades sharpened,
Soo-jin