Stealing Spielberg (Respectfully)

Dear Steven Spielberg,

Greetings from Pyongyang! My name is Kang-ho, and I am a North Korean film director with an ambitious dream: to create a North Korean version of Jurassic Park. As luck would have it, we have the perfect setting—a dinosaur theme park! The attached pictures will show you our magnificent, slightly… let’s say "retro" dinos and the bustling crowds enjoying the experience. Sure, some of the attractions are a bit, um, weathered, but I believe it adds to the charm.

I wanted to seek your advice on this project. First, what do you think we would need to bring these prehistoric creatures to life on screen? I’m guessing it’s more than papier-mâché and enthusiastic extras (although we have plenty of both). Second, would it be alright if we, let’s say, "borrowed" a few scenes from your original masterpiece? I promise we’d make it uniquely North Korean—imagine a T-Rex stomping through rice paddies or velociraptors chasing down a runaway tractor. It’s cinematic gold, don’t you think?

I’d be honored to hear your thoughts and guidance. Who knows? Maybe one day you could visit and see our version for yourself. Until then, I’ll keep dreaming big (and trying to keep the dinos from looking too much like oversized lizards). Thank you for your time and inspiration!

Warm regards,
Kang-ho