Hamhung Wins Championship in Thrilling Match Against Pyongyang

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Dear Kyung-ho,

Well, I suppose congratulations are in order. Your team from Hamhung somehow managed to steal the championship from Pyongyang. I mean, sure, they played well, and yes, that last goal was impressive, but let’s be honest—it was pure luck. Or maybe the referee just really likes seafood and wanted to keep you guys happy.

The stadium was packed, the atmosphere was electric, and for a brief moment, I thought we had it. But then, that goal in extra time—absolutely heartbreaking. I’m still recovering. Meanwhile, I imagine you’re somewhere celebrating like you just won the World Cup.

Enjoy your moment. Next season, we’re coming back stronger, and you better believe Pyongyang won’t let this happen again. Until then, raise a glass for me—just don’t get too used to winning!

Your bitter but (almost) happy friend,
Jin-su